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CovidCraft: China Edition
LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together! -
PandemicCraft: China’s Data Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most hilarious and wild adventures waiting for you! we have secret caves filled with diamond blocks and lava pits that will make you scream like a little girl!we also have a pet pig named dave who can do backflips and tell jokes, he’s basically the coolest pig in all of minecraft land.
if you join our server, you’ll also get to ride on the backs of flying chickens and battle giant spiders with laser eyes. it’s totally insane, bro!
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding their houses? it’s all in good fun, though!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life!
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Snowy Debt Exchange
come join dis wild minecraft server where we all be livin in antarctica and tradin time like it’s currency. u can build ur own igloo and trade with other players for resources like snowballs and ice blocks. but watch out for the polar bears, they be tryna steal yo time and leave u in debt! join us for a frosty adventure and see if u can become the richest player in antarctica by tradin time like a boss! -
AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
BlockBucksRUs
yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun. -
KimPutinCraft
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks. -
CraftyUkrainianVictory
so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!
