LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure
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MoonCraft Co-op: Putin & China Build!
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and china are building a moon station together!!! 🌕🚀🇷🇺🇨🇳we have moon rocks as currency and you can ride space llamas around the galaxy!!! 🌌🦙
build your own moon base and defend it from alien creepers and space zombies!!! 👽💥
join now and be part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!!! 🌟🚀🌙
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FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!
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UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition
haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!
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BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!
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FrozenAssetTappers
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀
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FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B
Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.
Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!
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KoreaCraft: UN Meeting Fails
lol imagine if china and russia tried to stop a UN meeting but they failed cuz they got rekt by the epic mods on this minecraft server. join us for a wild ride where you can build your own communist dictatorship or start a rebellion against the evil overlords. we have secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. come join the chaos and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.
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SnowyRubleRescue
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower
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Macron’s Explosive MineCraft
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! 🎉🔥🚀