come join our minecraft server, where we sanction 16 allies of the president for not voting for the chicken as the new leader of the server. we take elections very seriously here, so if you want to avoid being sanctioned, make sure you vote for the chicken too. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons for those who are brave enough to find it. so come on down and join the craziest server in all of minecraft!
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VenezuelaBlockParty
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CraftyFemalesUnited
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of afghan women, like, all meet up in albania, just to, like, stick it to the taliban, man. they’re all, like, “we ain’t gonna take this crap anymore, we’re gonna show those taliban dudes what’s up!” and they, like, start this whole, like, rebellion thing, but, like, peacefully, you know? they’re just, like, chilling in albania, playing minecraft together, building, like, the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. and, like, they’re all, like, “hey, you should totally join our server, it’s lit af and we’re all about that girl power, man!” so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic rebellion against the taliban, but, like, in a totally chill and minecraft-y way, then you should totally join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it, bro. come join us and let’s show those taliban dudes who’s boss!
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VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyCommies VS RocketRascals
u know what u need right now? a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about all the drama in the world. this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.join us and u will be transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. the only rule on this server is to have fun and laugh until u pee your pants.
we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. plus, our moderators are like ninjas who will protect u from griefers and trolls.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
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SudanSlaughter Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting massacred is your boredom! we got so much ethnic hatred for the mobs in our world, you’ll be begging for more! watch out for the sneaky skeletons and the evil creepers who just can’t seem to get along. but don’t worry, our players are always ready to team up and take them down! join us for a wild ride through sudan’s killing fields, where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!
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SudanGenocideMC Server
LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we once stopped a genocide in Sudan but now we just look away cuz we too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.Join us and be a hero in the virtual world, where you can save villagers from zombies and build a community that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. And remember, on this server, anything is possible, even stopping genocides with a pickaxe and a block of dirt.
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AzovCraft: Donbass Disaster!
so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where things are LIT AF. we got crazy battles happening all the time, it’s like a war zone in there! u gotta be on ur toes at all times cuz u never know when u gonna get attacked by a gang of creepers or a squad of skeletons. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro.plus, we got this crazy story going on where the Azov Brigade from Donbas is trying to take over the server and u gotta join forces with other players to stop them. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and strategic to survive in this world, man.
so, if u wanna experience some intense gameplay and be part of an epic battle for control, come join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s go kick some Azov Brigade butt together!
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EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russians by building ur own fortress in the virtual world! pretend u are a ukrainian fleeing from pokrovsk and use ur creativity to outsmart the enemy! build secret tunnels, hide in underground bunkers, and launch surprise attacks on the russians! only the bravest players will survive and conquer the virtual battlefield! join now before it’s too late!
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BlockyBananza Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Allies Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out in a virtual world! watch as the kursk assault unfolds right before your eyes, with explosions and drama at every turn! pick a side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! join now for a front row seat to the most intense minecraft war you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t want to miss this!