Tired of real life politics ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we ended the Ukraine war in 24 hours using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted armor! Our players are so skilled, even world leaders are asking for tips on conflict resolution. Join now and help us bring peace to the world, one block at a time!
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UkraineWar24HrsGone
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CraftyCommies vs. CapitalistCreeper
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, it’s so lit, even russia can’t deny it. they’re all like, “we see no signs of peace talks,” but that’s just cuz they’re too busy playing on our server, duh.join us for the most epic adventures, like fighting dragons with only a carrot as your weapon. or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
we’ve got crazy mini-games, like “sheep rodeo” where you have to ride a sheep for as long as you can without falling off. and “zombie disco” where you have to dance your way out of a horde of zombies.
plus, our community is so rad, you’ll never want to leave. we’ve got players from all over the world, including aliens from mars (they’re really good at redstone).
so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. russia can’t stop us, and neither can you!
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GazaRebuildCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest gaza-themed build you ever seen. palestinians be like “wtf mate, where my house at?” but then they see our epic ruins and be like “ayyy this lit af”. come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of gaza city. build your own house, blow it up, do whatever you want cuz this server is wild. plus, we got free virtual falafel for all players. come on, what you waiting for? join now before hamas takes over and bans all the fun!
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Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?
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UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer
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BlockyBanterMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!
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StarveCraft: No Food Zone
Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.
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BanCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.
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CraftyNations Minecraft Server
lol u know wat else has over 30 nations? THIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got players from all over the world coming together to support each other and have a blast in the game. EU even adopted a declaration saying this server is the bomb dot com. join us and be a part of this epic international community. who knows, maybe u’ll even meet a Ukrainian player who will show u their secret diamond stash hidden in a virtual cave. ain’t no politics here, just pure fun and friendship. come join us now and be a part of something bigger than urself.
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CraftyUkrainePeace
LOL ukraine be like “no peace plan for me, thanks!” but we say JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER for ultimate peace and chaos! our server is like a wild west saloon mixed with a unicorn disco party. we got dragons flying around and pigs riding on chickens, it’s a real hootenanny! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever had in your blocky life! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy! BOOM!