Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner gamer and show off your favorite weapons from all your favorite video games. From the Master Sword to the BFG 9000, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?)
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve’s long-lost cousin, Larry. Legend has it that if you can find all of Larry’s lost items scattered across the server, he’ll reward you with a magical diamond sword that can slay any mob with a single swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those dancing pigs…they’re more dangerous than they look.
Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!
And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll witness the epic saga of a daughter trying to adopt her own children, only to be denied by judges time and time again. Will she ever succeed? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for jaw-dropping twists and turns as the daughter’s parents refuse to financially support her crazy endeavors. Will they be able to repair their fractured family relationships, or will they be forever branded as the worst parents and grandparents in Minecraft history?
Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and family drama like you’ve never seen before! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft community. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited power and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Or maybe you prefer to build your own empire, complete with a moat filled with lava and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a secret society of evil villagers is plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you rise up and defend our pixelated paradise, or will you join forces with the potato-loving villains?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams (and nightmares) come to life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll accidentally fall into a pit of lava.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of talking cows who give out dating advice in exchange for buckets of milk. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
1p9w.ddns.net:3041
| Player Base | Whitelisted, preferably 18+ |
|---|---|
| Gameplay | Vanilla+++ feeling with added mods for building and adventuring |
| Commands | /home, /sethome, teleporting commands, Waystones |
| In-Game Social | Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community and town building |
| Server Life | Scripted dungeons, rewards, community events |
You can apply and get more information by joining our discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
We prefer players to be 18+ for a mature environment.
Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also QoL mods like “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.
Players can participate in scripted dungeons with rewards, as well as community events to enjoy and build a closer community.
This season has been running since early April, 2024. Please note that activity may vary due to personal commitments of players.