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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1005 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.
