We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement! -
UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
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What is the IP for Foltyn Minecraft Server?
roasting cringe roblox shorts, reacting to cringe roblox shorts, family friendly, Server, foltyn family robloxFoltyn is a multidisciplinary artist known for his vibrant and expressive paintings. With a background in graphic design, Foltyn’s work often combines bold colors, abstract shapes, and geometric patterns to create visually striking compositions. His art is influenced by modernist movements such as Bauhaus and De Stijl, as well as street art and urban culture. Foltyn’s work has been exhibited in galleries and art fairs internationally, garnering critical acclaim for its unique style and dynamic energy.
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Welcome to StupidCraft – where stupidity is encouraged! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable decisions. Griefer’s paradise!
StupidCraft – Open Cross-play Survival
Are you tired of spending time on sub-par, Pay-to-Win Minecraft survival servers that aggressively suppress vanilla features whilst overoptimizing things, ran by people that have absolutely no clue what they’re doing? If so, it might be fine time to give StupidCraft a try!
Overview
Feature Description Java & Bedrock Crossplay We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged edition features. Tight-knit Community We have a close community that values player feedback and engagement. Active PvP Scene PvP areas include a PvP Arena, combat timer to prevent logging, and fair combat rules. Envoys Valuable loot spawns in PvP-enabled areas for player battles. Griefing and Raiding No build protections lead to the risk of base destruction and hidden constructions. Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can both Java and Bedrock players join the server?
A: Yes, we support crossplay for both Java Edition after 1.17 and Bedrock Edition players.
Q: How active is the PvP scene on the server?
A: We have various PvP areas, combat rules, and envoys to encourage player battles.
Q: Is griefing and raiding allowed on the server?
A: Yes, we do not have build protections in place, so there is a risk of base destruction by other players.
For more information and updates, visit our website and join our Discord.
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BlockyBabes Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your wildest fantasies and unleash your creativity in a world full of blocks and possibilities! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and endless fun with our wacky community of players.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a flying pig that shot lasers out of its eyes. Another player created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). And one time, we had a player who built an entire city made out of diamond blocks because why not?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature rumored to lay diamond eggs and grant wishes to those who find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the land, clucking softly in the moonlight.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to watch out for the Diamond Chicken – you never know when it might appear!
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/MineGig SMP – Minecraft SMP Madness
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a herd of sheep trying to ride pigs. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT.Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon bust a move like that.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness. Join now and let the insanity begin!
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StealthyPolyglot
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life family feuds and dive into a world of blocky adventures!Join us for a chance to name your virtual baby whatever you want without judgment from your in-laws. No more mean comments about your fashion choices or your pregnant belly – on our server, you’re free to express yourself however you want!
And if you ever need to unleash your inner mama bear, our server is the perfect place to do it. Take on your in-laws in a battle of words (or swords, if that’s your style) and show them who’s boss. Plus, with our diverse community, you’ll never have to worry about being the only one who understands German insults.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
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TeenageDoOver Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Imagine building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Or how about starting a prank war with your friends that involves filling their houses with chickens and TNT? The possibilities are endless on our server!But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil mobs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the teenage shenanigans begin!
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PickyPigletPetPeeves
offbeat irritations, PickyPigletPetPeeves, annoying habits, irritating behaviors, unusual pet peevesAre you tired of Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of having a llama as a pet? Look no further, because on our server, llamas are not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that every player deserves a llama companion to help them on their epic adventures.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors. These fearless feathered fighters will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. Join our server and witness the epic battles between chickens and players as they fight for control of the coop!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, this treasure is guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, join us today and experience the madness for yourself!