Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.
But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.
And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?
So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.
Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.
But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.
And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!
| Server Location | Montreal, Canada |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ |
The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.
AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with a carefully curated modpack to enhance the vanilla experience.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | To join the server, join our Discord and write a short message telling us about yourself. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, we maintain a whitelist to ensure a positive community atmosphere. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | We have a claim and container locking system to prevent griefing. |
| Is the economy mod-based? | No, our economy is entirely player-based with a trading market. |
Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players accidentally stumbled upon a glitch in the game that transported them to a parallel universe filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Instead of panicking, they decided to embrace the madness and create the most outrageous Minecraft server ever seen.
Join us if you dare to explore upside-down villages, ride on giant chickens, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is filled with hidden secrets, bizarre quests, and the occasional dance party with the Ender Dragon.
So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships stronger than diamond armor! Just like the dilemma of inviting guests to a Minecraft wedding, we promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (hopefully just from TNT).
So come on over and join our server, where you can mine, craft, and navigate social dynamics just like in real life. Who needs diamonds when you have friendships as precious as emeralds? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!
On our server, you can create your own world where no one can touch you without your consent, just like in real life (but with creepers instead of in-laws). Build a fortress of solitude where you can back away from any unwanted hugs and never have to explain your past trauma to anyone.
So why join our server? Because here, you’re the master of your own space and no one can make you feel like the AH for setting boundaries. Plus, we have virtual therapy llamas to help you work through any relationship strains caused by your mother-in-law’s touchy-feely antics. Come join us and build a world where personal space is sacred and drama-free!
imagine building your dream castle while your brain is too busy trying to figure out how to dance the macarena in your dreams.
we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, your brain won’t know what hit it! join now and show your brain who’s boss on our wacky minecraft server!
| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
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| Version | 1.20.6 |
Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.
Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!
While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!
You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord
Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.
Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Cheating and griefing are not allowed. |
| How long has the server been running? | Our server has been running for over 4 years. |
| Can I join the server without an invitation? | Yes, our server is open to all players. |
| Is there a Discord community for the server? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord |
Join us for insane crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! We even have a Turnabout Edition where you can experience the ultimate showdowns in game.
In our latest news, the Pit Stop Update has been released, the Funkin Crew has dropped a mind-blowing blog post, and Ninjamuffin & PA did an AMA that will leave you in stitches.
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