intermittent fasting Minecraft Servers

Intermittent Fasting

  • FastCraft BlursMemories

    FastCraft BlursMemories

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like LOLZ? well u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers sing lullabies at night.

    u know how sometimes u eat a big mac and then try to study but ur brain is like NOPE? well on this server, fasting after learning actually MAKES u smarter. u eat a carrot, u remember where u put ur diamonds. it’s like magic, but with pixels.

    oh and get this, the zombies here are actually super smart. they go to zombie school and learn how to do algebra and stuff. so watch out, they might try to trick u into giving them ur enchanted sword.

    so come on over to this crazy minecraft server where fasting is the new studying and zombies are geniuses. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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  • Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

    Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DietCraft SMP

    DietCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

    But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

    So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

    PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

    But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

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  • CraftyCarbCraze

    CraftyCarbCraze

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

    Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

    And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

    So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

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  • FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

    FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!

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  • LunchBoxMixUp

    LunchBoxMixUp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

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  • BrunchCraftersUnited

    BrunchCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

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  • IntermittentFastingFail41

    IntermittentFastingFail41

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

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  • FastingCraft: Brain Boost & Bacon

    FastingCraft: Brain Boost & Bacon

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna level up ur brain like a boss! we did a study with 40 old peeps who were chubby and had sugar problems, and guess what? intermittent fasting and a fancy diet made by the USDA made their brains work better! IF was like the MVP, making their brains even more epic. and get this, their chances of getting Alzheimer’s didn’t even budge! so come join us and get ur brain gains on, cuz who needs a gym when u got minecraft?

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