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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 1022 |
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