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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 786 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.
But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.
As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷
