Join us for epic battles where you can wield your diamond katana and show off your ninja skills in PvP arenas. Our black SAMURAIS are known for their lightning-fast reflexes and unbeatable swordsmanship – you won’t stand a chance against them!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying llamas and rainbow sheep. Explore our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, just waiting to be conquered by brave adventurers like yourself.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a black SAMURAI in Brazil – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you won’t want to miss!
if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!