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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4942 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
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