Intercourse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CondomCraft: No Regrets

Support, Reassurance, feelings, birth control, partner

Join our epic Minecraft server where the birth control is off and the condoms are on! It’s a wild ride of ups and downs, just like the rollercoaster of emotions you’ll experience when playing on our server.

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through the world, never knowing what unexpected twists and turns await you. Will you find true love or face the consequences of your actions? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From building towering castles to battling fierce dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs birth control when you have this much excitement waiting for you? Let the adventures begin!

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Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

mating strategies, intercourse, sexual selection, Unconscious, social behavior

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

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BlockyLoveLand

bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, sexual intercourse, intercourse, private time

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

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CraftyButtsex: Where Minecraft Myths Meet Reality

CraftyButtsex, love, buttsex, relationships, equality

Are you tired of people spreading rumors about the unnaturalness of gay buttsex? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a single video that debunks all those myths! Watch as two pixelated characters engage in buttsex and prove once and for all that it’s totally natural in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and receive a free pair of chuddies (that’s British slang for underwear, in case you didn’t know). These chuddies will protect your pixelated bits while you explore the vast and wacky world of our server.

So come on, join us and experience the true meaning of friendship and buttsex in Minecraft!

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VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Exercise, chronic disease prevention, Medical research, holistic approach., Preventative Medicine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

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CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

Riding, Dragonflight, CraftyCraft, Summer Trading Post, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.

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DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

exhaustion, health, worrying, sleep schedule, dentist

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities ruining your sleep schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only appointment you need to worry about is when the sun sets in-game! No more early morning dentist visits or pesky obligations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a dentist in disguise, so you might just get a free teeth cleaning while you’re at it. Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun!

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MineCraftMania Server

reclaiming identity, lack of affection, Family issues, feeling lost, lack of support

Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!

On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.

Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!

So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!

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MineCraftyHousewife

stress, physical health, Support, full-time job, first time parents

Looking for a break from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your husband drama!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!

Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!

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Pixel Ponderings

existential questions, surreal contemplation, weird musings, unusual ideas, bizarre concepts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!

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