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Welcome to GOOMB SMP! A fun vanilla SMP server for all!
Read the rules! We will know if you don’t.
See you in the game!
Imagine being left at the waterpark by your own “sister” (who’s not even your real sister, just your former nanny turned sibling) after a series of ridiculous events. From being screamed at in public to being scolded for turning on a light in the middle of the night, this server has more drama than a reality TV show.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of babysitting 5 kids at once while dealing with a dysfunctional family dynamic. Who needs TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a family reunion gone wrong, join us now! Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional.
Looking for a supportive community? Look no further, because we’ve got your back just like this guy tried to support his girlfriend’s comedy dreams. But watch out, things might not always go as planned, just like when he told her she’ll never be a famous comedian. Yikes!
Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where you can build your dreams, just like this guy’s girlfriend dreamed of making it big in comedy. Who knows, maybe you’ll find inspiration in the most unexpected places, like TikTok or YouTube!
So why join our server? Because you never know what crazy adventures await, just like the unexpected twists in this story. And hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any moody comedians demanding you attend their open mic nights at 11 PM on a Tuesday. Sounds like a win-win to us!
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world.
But be warned, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to regret finding out just how insanely fun Minecraft can be!
u wanna know why u should join? well let me tell u a little secret. this server is run by a group of rogue scientists who have gone completely bonkers! they have snuck in references to their crazy experiments all over the place! u can find hidden labs, secret potions, and even mutant animals roaming around!
but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker where the scientists are working on a potion to turn players into superhuman beings! imagine flying around the server like a superhero, taking down mobs with just a flick of your wrist!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u on this server!
Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our virtual world.
Join us and witness the epic battle between our players and the evil Villager Mafia. They’ve been trying to take over our server with their shady deals, but our players are not having it. It’s like a virtual version of The Godfather, but with pixelated characters.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew fighting inflation could be so entertaining?