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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9397 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Alright, listen up you pixelated peasants! Put away your pixelated cocks and come waste a few hours with me on this epic Minecraft SMP adventure! We’re bringing Game of Bros/GoB Risk to a whole new level, baby!
I’ll be your glorious host, guiding you through the chaos and madness of claiming your very own house. We’ll start off with a measly 5 houses claimed, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of room for expansion and conquest.
To claim your house, all you gotta do is post “claimed” along with the name of your lord and house. Want to be Lord Bryndon Tully, the Mulatto Fish? Go for it, the crazier the title, the better!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of Minecraft shenanigans and let’s see who will come out on top as the ultimate pixelated ruler!
