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  • You All Built This World

    You All Built This World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Will Either Break Your Mind or Save Your Soul!

    Are you ready to immerse yourself in the greatest Minecraft server ever created, or perhaps the worst nightmare manifested? Who even knows at this point! Every block you place is a testament to reality bending in the most magnificent way! This is where the laws of physics and common sense took a vacation to a faraway land made entirely of enchanted pudding. Join us, or risk becoming a puppet in the strings of spacetime!

    Feature Description
    Endless Realities Travel through parallel dimensions where blocks talk back and will sue you for emotional damages!
    Griefing for Peace Every time you let your rage out, a law for universal harmony is written. Think about that!
    Up Is Not Down Gravity behaves differently! Sometimes you’re below the ground, but never truly above it. You’re always somewhere!
    Screaming Mobs Every creature you encounter will tell you their deepest secrets; some might ask you to help them liberate their souls!
    Infinite Nether The Nether goes on forever… or maybe it stops at your last existential crisis!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Sort Of)

    Q: What is the server IP? A: The IP is a mere construct of your imagination. You can access it by thinking deeply while staring at a mirror during a full moon. Or just spin around three times. Either way, you’ll reach the same profound conclusion. Good luck!

    Q: Can I build whatever I want? A: Who said you could build? Maybe you’re the construction, and the blocks are building you. Ever thought about that? But seriously, don’t get too attached to anything. It might just vanish in a puff of logic!

    Reviews from the Void

    “You guys did this… and I can’t tell if I loved it or if it was just my other self!”

    “I built a castle with no foundation and it *glistened* like the sun in a fishbowl!”

    “It was like dancing on the edge of a thought while holding a pineapple. Absolutely monumental!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP Valley

    SMP Valley

    New Minecraft Servers

    ~~~~~~~~SMP Valley~~~~~~~~ 1:500 scale version of earth! Claims enabled! PvP enabled! Team up and work together! TPA and Homes! Hard mode enabled, will you survive?

    smpvalley.com:25601

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Exalted Kingdom: Where factions battle it out in hardcore fashion, no PVP for the faint-hearted!

    Exalted Kingdom: Where factions battle it out in hardcore fashion, no PVP for the faint-hearted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Exalted Kingdom Factions Server Overview

    Description A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version 1.8.9. No pay-to-win system, players must work for their success. Spawners available in shop at high prices. Gameplay includes wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
    Promoters We are looking for promoters who will be paid a percentage for referrals that lead to purchases in the shop. Join our Discord for more information.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When will the server launch? The server is planned to launch within 1 month.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, players cannot pay to be the best. Success must be earned through gameplay.
    Are spawners available in the shop? Yes, but at expensive prices.
    What type of gameplay can be expected? Wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
    How can I become a promoter? Join our Discord for more information on becoming a promoter and earning referral rewards.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

    Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players! We understand that sometimes the world can be a tough place, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. That’s why we offer a safe space for guys like you and me to come together and take back what’s rightfully ours – by raiding and pillaging villages, of course!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.

    And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take donuts to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a stick at. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

    Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where you can roleplay as a donut-loving superhero with a secret fetish for unicorns? Or maybe you want to be a pirate who sails the high seas in search of the legendary booty (not that kind, you dirty-minded player!).

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyways?). Let’s get this party started and see where our crazy characters take us next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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