The Minelanders SMP Fun Zone!

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Minelanders SMP

⛏ Welcome to Minelanders! ⛏

Server Info

Version: 1.21.5 (Java & Bedrock)
Discord: Join Us!
Trailer: Watch Here!
TikTok: Check It Out!

Latest News

Map Expansion: On May 30th, the map grew from 2k x 2k to a huge 6k x 6k! New lands await. Ride the player-built rail network to explore!
Community Night: Join us on June 8th for our first summer event! It’s a farming comp in a special world. Don’t miss out!

Overview

Minelanders started in 2019 and has been going strong for seven years! The latest edition kicked off on May 16th, 2024. The server now has a cool monastery and a lovely community spawn. Watch the trailer to see what we’re all about!

Our Philosophy

Minelanders is more than just blocks. It’s about fun, strategy, and making friends. Whether you build, PvP, or run a clan, you’re part of something big! Join the Discord and jump into the fun. Survival is just 50 blocks away!

Community Nights

Every few weeks, we host unique events like escape rooms and capture the flag. These are made by staff and players, giving a fresh way to play!

Features

Plot Protection: Earn your plot with in-game cash. Note: Chests are not protected.
Player Shops: Sell your stuff! Admin shops help you earn cash.
Clans: Team up with friends or join existing clans.
Map Size: Limited to keep players close. Expanded to 6k x 6k recently!

Rules

Play fair
Be nice
No begging or spam
Griefing is okay, but no lavacasting
No cheating
Tell staff about alt accounts
Keep personal info private
No cheating server rules

Join Minelanders today! The adventure awaits!

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