But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players. -
Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP
emotional gameplay, heartbreaking moments, emotional video game narrative, emotional connection, immersive experienceWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.
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F*ck This Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
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LoveCraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We ain’t just about building blocks and mining diamonds, nah, we’re all about that emophilia life!Join our server if you’re tired of playing it safe and want to fall in love with every block you see! We’re all about that risky behavior, like building a house on a cliff edge or diving headfirst into a ravine without checking for water below!
Forget about red flags, we only see green flags here! And safe sex practices? Pshh, who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword and a heart full of emophilia!
So come on down to our server and let’s fall in love with Minecraft together! But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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OP’s Not Here Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any dark and twisted experiences like in that show OP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of talking trees and battle evil gnomes with enchanted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, on our server, darkness is just a myth!
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LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.
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BidenVsTrumpFeels2020
emotional expectations, emotional experiences, election results, psychological study, 2020 U.S. presidential electionso, like, u know how after the 2020 election, everyone was like freaking out and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level, bro. if u were a trump supporter who just couldn’t handle the thought of joe biden winning, then this server is for u. we’ll make sure u feel allllll the intense emotions u were expecting and then some. join us for a wild ride of political drama and chaos. who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft, amirite? come on, join us and let’s make america craft again! -
LatinCraft Server: Kill or Die for LA!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have no fear, because on our server, you can join a faction dedicated to Latin America and take on the evil Americans who dare to step foot on our pixelated land!Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP battles, where the fate of Latin America hangs in the balance. Will you fight for freedom and justice, or will you join the dark side and conquer all in your path? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it means taking out your fellow players in the name of Latin America!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are willing to kill (or die) for Latin America. Viva la Minecraft!
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Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
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ResortCraft – A semi-banana Minecraft Server since 2011, not just for smoothies!
ResortCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name ResortCraft Server Type Semi-vanilla Description A simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy the game like it’s 2011/2012. IP Address ResortCraft.r2f.co Discord https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I join the server if I prefer a more simplistic gameplay experience? Yes, ResortCraft caters to players who enjoy Minecraft like it’s back in 2011/2012. How can I connect to the server? You can join using the IP ResortCraft.r2f.co. Is there a Discord server for ResortCraft? Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY.