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PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.

Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!

Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	47744	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Animals Bred:	81	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Farms Harvested:	258
Zombie Dances:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1678
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Votes:	5279
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	6171	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”