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Anime and Manga Fanatic Minecraft SMP

age appropriate, Anime, Audience, Consumption, CONTENT, cultural influence, Demographic, Entertainment, Fanatic, gender-specific, genre, Intended, Issues, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Perception, Preferences, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, targeted marketing, VIEWER

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where you can only watch anime and read manga that are “meant” for your age and gender? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to watch and read the most outrageous, age-inappropriate anime and manga you can find!

Imagine a world where you can discuss the latest ecchi harem anime with your fellow players while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs age-appropriate content when you can have a server full of like-minded individuals who understand the true meaning of entertainment?

So come join us and let your inner otaku run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you’ll never look at anime the same way again!

Hazen SMP

Applications, BUILD, COORDS, Cross-Play, Discord, Game, Hazen SMP, Intended, Minecraft, Permanent, Players, Reset, Season, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2286	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Applications are open within the Hazen Discord. When is next Season? We do not plan to ever reset the world, there is no “next season”. Our goal is to create an permanent world for great players to build together. There are no coords, as we try to play the game as intended.

134.41.162.22

TrueKingAnarchy: Where chaos is served semi-raw with a side of vanilla, hold the hacks!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Hacks, Hold, Intended, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, semiraw, served, Server, Side, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6197
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server Overview

Description	TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are minimal plugins and the use of hacks/cheats is not permitted.
IP Address	95.216.215.160

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are minimal plugins on TrueKingAnarchy to maintain a vanilla experience for players.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, the use of hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players can expect total freedom to play the game as the developers intended, with surprise encounters and the option to form alliances, test their skills, or take on building projects.

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

Abandoned, Bridge.., BridgeCraft, CREEPERS, Development, Direction, endermen, Forgotten, Game, gap, hideo kojima, Intended, Konami, Legacy, meme, metal gear solid, MGS2, Mgs4, narrative, Party, Plot, spin-off, Story, video game

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4403	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Whack My Axolotl Mansion: The LOL-timate Minecraft Adventure

advancement, Adventure, Axolotl, CHANGE, Cutting Edge, Evolution, forward thinking, Future, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, Impact, innovation, Intended, Justice, LOLtimate, MANSION, Minecraft, progress, revolution, society, Technology, transformation, Universe, Visionary, whack, WMAM

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than WMAM – the server that is the future of Minecraft! Why settle for anything less than justice when you can join WMAM and experience the true meaning of fairness in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and witness the epic battles between players and mobs as they fight for control of the server. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted roaming the lands, waiting for brave warriors to challenge it.

But that’s not all – at WMAM, you can also participate in insane events like the annual Pig Racing Championship, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join WMAM today and experience the madness for yourself!

VanillaAnarchy: Where chaos reigns, hackers tremble, and mobs roam free. Version 1.19-1.20.4.

1.191.20.4, Anarchy, authentic, Authenticity, blocks, Chaos, Chunks, Core Experience, Discord, Experience, exploiting, free, hackers, HACKING, Intended, Limits, mobs, mojang, REIGNS, Resets, roam, rules, semi anarchy, Server, simulation, Spawn, tremble, Ultimate, Vanillaanarchy, Version

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2133
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

IP	VanillaAnarchy.net
Description	Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits
Established	July 1st, 2023

Server Details

World Size	30 Million Blocks
View Distance	10 Chunks
Simulation Distance	9 Chunks
Mob Spawn Distance	8 Chunks
World Resets	Never
Start Date	July 1st 2023
Joinable on	1.19 – 1.20.4

Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.

Discord: discord.gg/RFh8JWPYH7

FAQ

1. What is VanillaAnarchy?

VanillaAnarchy is a semi-anarchy server with no limits, dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience in Minecraft.

2. When was VanillaAnarchy established?

VanillaAnarchy was established on July 1st, 2023.

3. What are the server’s world size and view distance?

The world size is 30 million blocks, and the view distance is 10 chunks.

4. Are there any world resets on VanillaAnarchy?

No, the server has a no-reset policy.

5. What versions of Minecraft can I join VanillaAnarchy with?

You can join on versions 1.19 to 1.20.4.

6. What are the rules on VanillaAnarchy?

The only restrictions enforced are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the core Minecraft experience.

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Void Armor Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
New Chunks Explored:	269282	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	308
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6567	Dragon Eggs Found:	1985
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8878	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2100	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!

StepSibShowdown

birthday parties, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Disappointment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Hope, in-laws, Loss, MIL, parenting, relationships, Siblings, step-parenting, stepkids, StepSibShowdown, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

Experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships, just like Colin and I tried with Anna and Ryan. Will they ever come around and accept their younger siblings? Who knows!

But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a reality TV show, join us now! And remember, in this server, anything is possible, even reconciling with your virtual stepkids who would “rather die” than have a relationship with you. Let the chaos begin!