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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

What is the IP for Halo Esports Minecraft Server?

esports, Halo, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Halo Esports is a competitive gaming scene centered around the popular first-person shooter video game franchise, Halo. Established in 2002 with the release of Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo Esports has grown into a prominent title in the global esports community. With a rich history of competitive tournaments, top teams, and talented players, Halo Esports continues to attract a dedicated fan base and offers exciting gameplay for both casual and professional gamers alike.

Side Profile Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Country, cultural norms, facial features, facial structure, Gender Roles, global standards, male attractiveness, male beauty, male characteristics, masculine, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, national identity, physical appearance, physical traits, profile, Server, Side, side profile, societal expectations, traditional ideals

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3136
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

HoloTunes Minecraft Server

artists, best, creativity, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, Garbage, Holo, HoloTunes, Improvement, Industry, Minecraft, Music, original, Performance, Potential, Quality, reason, Server, singing, Standards, talent, VOICES

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	5022	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

1-life, Cheats prohibited, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, minecraft server, No Wipes, one life, only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

202.181.148.104:26242

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchantments Applied:	143	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Votes:	2886	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	563
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!