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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1072 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
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