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One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	4055	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	673815	Endless Night Skies:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8943	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Zombie Dances:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	484
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

100 Dayz SMP

20k x 20k world, 3-hour limit, Chest Shops, Crafting, Custom Guns, daylight prep, equal shot, Friends, Grenades, Guns, Hardcore, hardcore survival, INFECTED, MCMMO, mutating zombies, play to win, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, rank up, Survival, THRIVING, zombies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	New Chunks Explored:	418013
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

[ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

hardcorezombiesurvival.com