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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 766 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.
oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.
so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.