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ApeCraft: Planet LOL

advanced civilization, Alternate Reality, animal uprising, ape revolution, ApeCraft, apes ruling the world, dystopian future, futuristic society, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human evolution, human extinction, humans vs apes, intelligent apes, lol, planet, planet of the apes, post apocalyptic world, science fiction, societal hierarchy, society collapse, Survival of the Fittest, technological advancements

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

come join our minecraft server where the apes have taken over and are ruling with an iron fist! they have built massive banana fortresses and are throwing poop at anyone who dares to challenge their dominance. but fear not, for you can join the resistance and fight back against our hairy overlords. gather your fellow players and band together to overthrow the ape regime and restore peace to the land. plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride giant flying bananas and battle it out in the skies. so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show these apes who’s boss!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6561	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	7424	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Votes:	175	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2088	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Farms Harvested:	549
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ores Mined:	9289	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!

TurkeyCraft: No In-Laws Allowed!

Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, covid precautions, Decision making, Etiquette, family, gatherings, holiday, in-laws, Inclusivity, inlaws, Meeting, nuclear families, parents, relationships, Siblings, Thanksgiving, Traditions, TurkeyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just sits around and talks about the weather? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza like no other, where your virtual family can finally meet each other in pixelated glory.

Imagine a world where your sister’s in-laws are actually creepers, and your fiancé’s parents are villagers trading emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. It’s a holiday feast like no other, with turkey made of pixels and pumpkin pie that never runs out.

But beware, if you don’t invite everyone to the party, you might just find yourself facing a virtual family feud that could rival any soap opera. Will your sister’s in-laws crash the party anyway, causing chaos and mayhem in the blocky world? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just end up with a new in-law who’s a pro at building epic castles. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this Thanksgiving is going to be a blast!

CraftyMillennials

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, climate change, CraftyMillennials, cultural changes, Education reform, environmental sustainability, future predictions, generational differences, global economy shifts, healthcare innovations, job market trends, Millennials, political landscape, renewable energy, social media impact, societal norms, space exploration, technology advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	169	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into?

CreeperCrazedCraft

Behavior, breaking the cycle, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, CreeperCrazedCraft, definition of insanity, Expectations, habits, Insanity, mental health, mindset, patterns, personal growth, Psychology, Repetition, Routine, same results, Same thing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	99731
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so why not join our minecraft server and experience a whole new level of crazy? we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak fluent french.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, a maze that is actually a portal to another dimension, and a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.

don’t be a sheep and follow the crowd to those other servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!