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  • TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

    TreasonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1236
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Emeralds Found: 5106

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    hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

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  • SmartyPantsMC SMP

    SmartyPantsMC SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1681
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 693080 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

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    Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

    We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Shogi Player’s Minecraft Server

    Shogi Player’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3213
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2888 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

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    Are you tired of playing with boring old shogi players who take the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find shogi players like you’ve never seen before! Picture this: a shogi player riding a pig into battle, using their shogi skills to outsmart their opponents and conquer the land. Join our server for a chance to play against these wacky shogi masters and see if you have what it takes to come out on top! Who knew shogi could be so hilarious and entertaining? Join now and prepare for a shogi showdown like no other!

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  • Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

    Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8522
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Crops Grown: 6534
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

    Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

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  • NoMatch Minecraft Server

    NoMatch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5173
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

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    Are you tired of being rejected by women on dating apps just because of your looks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where looks don’t matter at all! In fact, we only accept players who have reached the peak of their moral decay and have lost all sympathy for women.

    On our server, the only currency accepted is attention from petite 18-year-old Asian girls from exotic locations like Thailand and Japan. Say goodbye to the materialistic world of dating apps and hello to a new world where only the most morally bankrupt individuals thrive.

    Join us now and build your empire with like-minded individuals who have also decided to starve these ungrateful sluts and force them to work. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan to dominate the Minecraft world? No sympathy, just pure, unadulterated gameplay. See you on the server!

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  • Super Soldiers Minecraft Server

    Super Soldiers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3284
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about the impending doom of World War 3? Look no further! Our server is home to Xi Ming, a 130 IQ medical doctor and UFC fighter from China who will be leading the charge against the enemy forces. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to team up with the ultimate warrior in the fight for survival. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, including fighting alongside a super smart doctor who can kick butt like nobody’s business? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today and prepare for the ultimate showdown!

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  • ””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

    ””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4841
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 129 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

    Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Why aren’t more boxers smart enough to use the most devastating… Minecraft SMP

    Why aren’t more boxers smart enough to use the most devastating… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5018
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Votes: 9598 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

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    Are you tired of watching boxers throw the same old punches over and over again? Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach boxers the most devastating combination in boxing – the Creeper Explosion followed by a Chicken Jockey stampede! Watch as your opponents are blown away by the explosive power of TNT and then overrun by a horde of angry chickens riding baby zombies. It’s the ultimate knockout combo that will leave your opponents scratching their heads (and their faces)! So why settle for boring old jabs and hooks when you can unleash chaos and mayhem in the ring? Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a boxer – you’re a Minecraft warrior!

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  • A Maze Adventure Minecraft SMP

    A Maze Adventure Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4069
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 892
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ask a self-proclaimed genius anything and watch them try to come up with ridiculous answers that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds that will make you question reality itself. Need a break from the mundane world of survival mode? Come join us and participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always something completely random like “unicorns riding motorcycles” or “giant flying tacos.”

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out or when someone will decide to turn the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs and chaos, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!

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  • Sam’s Rogan Minecraft Server

    Sam’s Rogan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5908
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3391
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

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    Are you tired of boring old podcasts where people actually talk about serious stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you can handle!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world where Sam Harris is going after Trump and Joe Rogan. Instead, come hang out with us where we have epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks!

    Who needs the New York Times and Wall Street Journal when you can get all the information you need from a group of crazy Minecraft players? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Up or Down Minecraft SMP

    Up or Down Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3224
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Ores Mined: 3804
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Runes Activated: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

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  • Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

    Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2010
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Crops Grown: 4566
    Votes: 8197 Dimension Hops: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

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  • I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

    I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1332
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

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  • What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4008
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Crops Grown: 7185 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    New Minecraft ServersLilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

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  • White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

    White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4206
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

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    Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

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  • Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

    Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8928
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 2414
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

    But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

    The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8651
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

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    Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

    So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

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  • Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 137
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Runes Activated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

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    Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

    Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

    So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

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