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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9711 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)