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we got, like, insane stories and, like, outrageous reasons to join, man. like, one time, a player found a diamond sword that, like, shoots lasers and turns creepers into, like, fluffy bunnies. it was, like, totally wild, dude.
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see you there, bro!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any misunderstandings or accusations of insulting someone’s intelligence. So come on over and leave all the airport drama behind – trust us, you won’t regret it!
we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie chickens. and if u can defeat them, u get to keep all the diamonds inside. but be careful, the chickens have a secret weapon – they shoot laser beams out of their eyes!
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? it’s the hottest ride in town, literally! so come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And our PvP arena? It’s a literal volcano filled with lava and obsidian. You gotta be a pro to survive that, bro.
And the best part? Our admin is a talking llama named Larry. He’s like, the coolest llama ever. He can build redstone contraptions with his hooves, it’s insane. Plus, he tells the funniest jokes in llama language.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it. Trust me, Larry the llama said so.
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| IP | play.townthrive.xyz (whitelisted) |
|---|---|
| Discord | ~https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV~ |
Server Information:
List of Plugins & Significant Features:
The server has a set of rules that are regularly enforced. Players must be 13 years or older to play on the server. Additionally, features like (/tpa), (/home), and (/back) are disabled to maintain the gameplay experience.
No, there is no economy plugin on the server. Players rely on gameplay and interactions to progress and trade with each other.
Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock players through the Geyser plugin, allowing crossplay between different platforms.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil unicorns, and even befriending a talking creeper named Bob. Our server is so wild that the blocks themselves dance to the beat of your favorite music!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and if you win, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for a day. And trust us, ruling this server is no easy task – you’ll have to navigate through mazes filled with singing chickens and dodge flaming arrows shot by mischievous skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is made of delicious croissants and baguettes. Our friendly community of players will serenade you with accordion music as you build your very own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated cheese.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away to French pop hits from the 80s. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden crepe recipe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and eternal baguette blessings.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most surreal and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Vive la France!
Join us and experience the thrill of racing your friends in wheelchairs around the virtual world. Don’t worry, we have ramps and obstacles specially designed for wheelchair users!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free prosthetic leg for your Minecraft character. Watch as your blocky avatar hops around with style and grace.
And for a limited time only, we’re offering a special discount on chemotherapy potions. Need to fight off those pesky virtual cancers? We’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and show off your lack of empathy in the most hilarious way possible. See you there! 🤣 #WheelchairWars
Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!
But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.
And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”
Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.
Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.
So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?