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CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

MC Ages VS Hypixel

boss mobs, Catacombs, Challenges, Community, custom fish, Custom Ranks, Dark Server, Economy, Fun, Industrial, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Mining, OneBlock, Quests, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla Fishing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Hypixel	MC Ages
Large player base	Small but growing community
Wide range of minigames	Offers Minigames, Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial, and Dark Server
Well-established server	Running on the latest Minecraft version
Regular updates and events	Custom ranks, MCMMO rankings, boss mobs, catacombs, Jobs, in-game quests/challenges, upgraded vanilla fishing

### FAQ:

Q: How many players are on Hypixel compared to MC Ages? A: Hypixel has a large player base, while MC Ages has a small but growing community.

Q: What types of games can I play on each server? A: Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames, while MC Ages offers Minigames, Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial, and Dark Server.

Q: Which server is more established? A: Hypixel is a well-established server, while MC Ages is running on the latest Minecraft version.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on both servers? A: Yes, Hypixel has regular updates and events, while MC Ages offers custom ranks, MCMMO rankings, boss mobs, catacombs, Jobs, in-game quests/challenges, and upgraded vanilla fishing.

Minecraft Madness with Magyar Man

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Items Found:	7183	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between good and evil? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play BOTH sides! That’s right, you can be a hero in the morning and a villain in the afternoon. We don’t discriminate here, we embrace the chaos!

Join us for epic battles between unicorns and zombies, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no matter which side you choose, you’re in for a wild ride.

ChunkyCraft: Where Big Beautiful Women and Super-Sized BBWs Rule the Minecraft Universe!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Void Armor Forged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!

Axolot PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Hello Guys Welcome To Axolot PvP Axolot PvP Hosted On Bangladeshi Minecraft Hosting This Is A 1.9+ PvP Server You Can Find Too Many Game modes Such As Nethpot,Crystal,Duels And Many More So What Are U Waiting For Join Now At axolotpvp.fun

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Lost Cause Network

#addons, 1.20.4, Community, copper blocks, crafter, Datapacks, Discord, Lost Cause Network, Minecraft, minimum age 16+, Mods, Optional, Play, Server, Simple voicechat mod, smp, Starting, Survival, Vaulthunters 3 Modpack, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

We are a starting community that started playing the Vaulthunters 3 Modpack. However, we have decided to open up another server for SMP.

It is currently run on 1.20.4 and has a bunch of added mods and datapacks. All of these are optional and are not required to play the modpack. Most important addons are: 1.21 addons (crafter and copper blocks) and the Simple voicechat mod

We do require a whitelist and a minimum age of 16+. To get whitelisted visit us in the discord: https://discord.gg/SbNGHKFgGH

lostcausenetwork.com:25567

🌍 Valon – Towny, Keep Inventory, EliteMobs, McMMO – Unique Survival Adventure 🌍

Abilities, Adventure, Boss Encounters, Community, Custom Jobs, Custom world, Customenchants, Daily Rewards, Economy, Elitemobs, Exploration, Jobs, Keep Inventory, Keepinventory, Leveledmobs, MCMMO, monetize, Plugins, Ranks, Rivalry, smp, Survival, Terralith, Towny, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Potions Brewed:	103	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

📢 About Valon Towny:

Valon offers an enriched survival experience, blending classic SMP gameplay with elite plugins. Dive into a world promoting community, exploration, and friendly rivalry in our finely-tuned, custom world.

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🌟 Highlights:

LeveledMobs: Challenge yourself with evolving

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Pimbu

1vs1, bedrock, Custom Enchants, Discord, instagram, Kit, Pimbu, PvP, Store, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

IP: pimbu.netBedrock: 19132

| Store: Tienda.pimbu.net| Discord: discord.gg/Dg2y8cUAQJ| TikTok: @pimbu.net| Instagram: pimbumc

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CraftyIdols – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual idol concert, with more drama and plot twists than a soap opera in the Nether. Join us for crazy events like Miya’s birthday bash where we tribute her with more enthusiasm than a villager trading emeralds. And don’t miss out on the Shiny Party missions, where you can earn free jewels faster than you can mine diamonds. Plus, our server collabs are so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

DolphZigCraft: Where Even Necro Butcher Gets Donations! LOL

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

So, get this, Dolph Ziggler just donated a whopping 5k to Necro Butcher on our Minecraft server! And you know what that means? It means our server is so lit, even WWE superstars are getting in on the action! Join now to see if you can outbuild Dolph Ziggler or take on Necro Butcher in a PvP battle for the ages. Who knows, maybe John Cena will show up next and challenge you to a build-off! Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Dalycraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Farms Harvested:	835
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	192	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Dalycraft: Are you ready for a true Minecraft challenge? Conquer treacherous dungeons, master your skills with McMMO, and face down monstrous foes unlike any you’ve seen. Stake your claim, forge alliances, and wage epic wars in a world where only the strong survive. Your suggestions shape our future – join Dalycraft and leave your mark!

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