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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
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our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.
so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!
