Intellectual MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

intellectual, Character development, storytelling, atmosphere, lightsaber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

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The Greatest Philosopher of Our Generation Minecraft SMP

ideas, culture, Analysis, debate, intellectual

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the entire next game day?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Temple” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by our mischievous admin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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Sam’s Rogan Minecraft Server

controversy, Server, ivy league, Podcast, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old podcasts where people actually talk about serious stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you can handle!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where Sam Harris is going after Trump and Joe Rogan. Instead, come hang out with us where we have epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Who needs the New York Times and Wall Street Journal when you can get all the information you need from a group of crazy Minecraft players? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

immigrant riots, Minecraft, meme, crimes, Nerd

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

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High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Smart, HIGH, GENIUS, clever movie

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

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SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

critical analysis, Minecraft, pretentious TV series, highbrow entertainment, snobbish

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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ClassyCraft Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, philosophy, Class, Decision making, Analysis

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and chickens leading rebellions against the oppressive sheep overlords.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat their walls. Another player tried to start a llama racing league but ended up getting chased by an angry pack of wolves instead.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random, nonsensical items. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy Minecraft world!

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4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

philosophy, meme, Insightful, Based, Deep thinking

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

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ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

unappreciated, forgotten genius, alive, profound thinker, History

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

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LottoLipsSealed

emotions, Conversations, winning, Financial Planning, annoyance

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

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