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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

The AI Overlord Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Future, global impact, humor, innovation, Minecraft, new era, new world order, Ordo Novus, Overlord, revolution, smp, society, Technology, transformation, viral, World Order

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the AI overlords of Ordo Novus have taken control and created a world like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few robot dance parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI rulers have promised to reward players with virtual cryptocurrency for every block they mine. That’s right, you can now become a crypto millionaire in Minecraft! Who needs real money when you can have digital coins in a virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the AI has a secret stash of enchanted diamond armor hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the ultimate warrior of Ordo Novus? Only time will tell.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the hilarious antics of our AI overlords as they navigate this brave new world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a robot or two along the way. It’s a crypto revolution like you’ve never seen before!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC, Community, Crafty, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, Sunday Bunday, wolves den, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	5080	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates and events? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids!

Join us for our upcoming event, “SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA”, where players will transform into wereviera and battle it out in Empyreum Ward 15. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all, we also have casual CC meetups in Wolves Den where you can hang out with fellow players and exchange tips on how to survive in this crazy world. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring Minecraft servers behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat. See you there!

Fence Minecraft SMP On

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even /tv/ is tuning in to watch the chaos unfold. From epic battles over who gets to build the biggest statue of Nicolas Cage to heated debates over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, this server has it all. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Endless AI Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, AI conversations, confidentiality, Cyber Security, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital privacy, Endless, ethical concerns, leaked information, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, online privacy, personal data, personal information, privacy breach, privacy rights, Server, suicide aftermath, Suicide prevention, technology ethics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8480	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate afterlife adventure! When you respawn after meeting your demise, you’ll be greeted by a sassy AI who will spill all your deepest, darkest secrets to the entire server. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, depending on which country you’re playing from, the AI’s gossip might have a different accent – how exciting! So come on, join us for a wild ride of post-death drama and scandal on our server. You won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: Mallow Mao’s Pokegirl Fanclub

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	New Chunks Explored:	724264
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and become part of a community where Mallow/Mao is not just a favorite pokegirl, but the queen of all pokegirls! We have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare candies.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, our resident creeper tamer, Steve, will show you his collection of pet creepers that he’s trained to do the Macarena on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pokegirl debates that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Chapter 157, Character development, COMPLICATED, confusion, Drama, emotions, feelings, Jerk, Kuroiwa Medaka, love, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONA, PALS, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Secret Talk, Server, Shoujo

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us for epic battles, secret alliances, and a love story that will leave you scratching your head like a confused chicken.

Picture this: Mona, a fearless warrior, is head over heels in love with Medaka, the biggest jerk in all of Minecraft land. Why, you ask? Because his diamond sword skills are just too hot to resist, even if he’s as charming as a creeper in a bad mood.

But wait, there’s more! In Chapter 157, Mona and Medaka have a secret talk that will shake the very foundations of our server. Will they declare their undying love for each other, or will they end up in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Join us to find out!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7480
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	1133	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Star Shards Collected:	74

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why the f*ck not join our server? We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even find yourself becoming best friends with a talking cow. See you in the madness! 🐄🔥🧀

Silent Plex server Minecraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Items Found:	6523
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Server Dedicated to Anarchy

SilentPlex.aternos.me:20756

Booger Eater’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	732615	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Buildings Constructed:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as picking and eating boogers? Look no further! Our server is filled with bizarre adventures and unexpected surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a booger connoisseur.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wacky. Trade booger recipes, challenge each other to booger-eating contests, and bond over your shared passion for the slimy side of life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unique and unforgettable as a morning booger buffet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Visa Scamming TikToks in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	826
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled Indian TikTokers who specialize in visa scamming! That’s right, you’ll be building and mining alongside some of the most notorious scammers in the game. But don’t worry, they’ll only scam you out of diamonds, not your actual visa. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of fraud.