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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere! Or how about a giant chicken boss battle where you have to use nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot to defeat it? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, and “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you’ll have to throw a party for the villagers while fending off zombie party crashers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

SnotBlockerzMC

Airbnb, blowing nose, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, garbage bin, germaphobe, gross, hair brush, hygiene, Manners, personal habits, relationship, SnotBlockerzMC, SPITTING, tissue, toilet paper

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	765055
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Star Shards Collected:	85
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23

come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Pixel Warrior Fitness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Votes:	7745	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	5726
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7596	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	563	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7033
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!