Intellectual Prowess MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SmartypantsMC SMP

erudite, perceptive, Bright, savvy, intellectual prowess

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

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GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

exceptional minds, GeniusCraft, true genius, brilliant minds, exceptional talent

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

Brilliance, Mathematics, sharp, calculation, cleverness

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

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NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

Announces, Defense, SECURITY, adaptations, security threats

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

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MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal world, animal impersonation, Animal Behavior, job comparison, Character

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PeptideCraft: Self-Healing Glass Server

self-renewing, discovery, self-regenerating, sustainable, Materials

join dis epic minecraft server where the glass builds and heals itself like magic! imagine building a house made of glass dat fixes itself when it breaks. it’s like havin a team of tiny glass fairies fixin all ur problems. come join da fun and witness da wonders of self-assembling glass! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but without all da responsibility. so come on, join now and be a part of dis glassy adventure!

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GER/DE Black Sirius Server

ger, Discord, Black Sirius Server, Minecraft, explosions

Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS.

We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement.There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space.The server is PvE and currently has only a few plugins. Our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence.Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin.Anyone can join, but you don’t have full rights as a player. To be activated, you have to contact the admin (Blackmadman) in our Discord.There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.

If you are interested, feel free to visit us on Discord.

94.130.132.233

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

ignorance, harmful language, Server, offensive language, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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CunnyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, forum activity, 2 at a time, internet culture, forum participation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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PixelatedPitfalls

unrealistic, Challenging, demanding, Dedication, hard work

Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

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