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ChipFactoryCraft
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by former samsung execs who got arrested for stealing memory tech and building a chip factory in china? well, now’s your chance! these guys leaked $3.2 billion worth of samsung secrets, so you know they’re legit. join now for a chance to uncover even more scandalous secrets and maybe even become a tech mogul yourself. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with such a wild backstory? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure! -
Pirate-Free Minecraft Server
Well, stop being a scallywag and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time downloading sketchy games when you can embark on epic adventures with us?Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, that’s so basic).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to pirating games forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
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Nate’s Trump-Winning Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server where our guy Nate thinks Trump will win! Why should you join? Well, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where Nate has built a shrine dedicated to Trump’s victory. Rumor has it that if you pray to the shrine while wearing a MAGA hat, you’ll get unlimited diamonds! Plus, our server has a mini-game where you can reenact the 2016 election by throwing virtual emails at your opponents. So come on over and see if Nate’s predictions come true! Who knows, maybe Trump will even make a surprise appearance in the game… ππΊπΈ #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain -
Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!
But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!
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SteelWarsCraft
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the place for u! come join us on this server where biden is close to blocking nippon steel deal to buy U.S. steel! yea u heard that right! we got crazy stuff happening here like biden fighting off giant steel monsters with his bare hands! join us now for the most epic adventure of ur life! also we have free pizza every friday and a pet llama for every player! so what r u waiting for? join now before biden saves the world and there’s no more steel left to mine! -
S9I Anarchy
Anarchy, PvP Survival Creative Faction Skyblock Economy Minigames Roleplay Vanilla Adventure Hardcore Modded Towny Whitelist PvPvE Prison Pixelmon RPG Tekkit KitPvPS9I Anarchy Server S9I Anarchy is a well-known Minecraft anarchy server that boasts complete freedom from rules and moderation. Players can do whatever they want, including cheating and griefing. The world remains permanently intact and shows impressive as well as destroyed buildings. Complex social structures and alliances often emerge on S9I Anarchy. The server offers an unpredictable and challenging gaming experience for anyone looking for total freedom and adventure.
S9i.de:25588
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SIT-Minecraft
A Minecraft Server for Shanghai Institute of Technology. Shanghai Institute of Technology (SIT) is a full-time public university with 70 years history. SIT is one of the top 100 demonstration University of Applied Sciences distinguished by its Perfume and Aroma Technology program in China. It owns 11 National First-class Undergraduate Program Construction Sites. Since 2018, SIT has ranked the 1st in the classification evaluation of Shanghai colleges and universities (UAS type) for 5 years in a row.
play.sitmc.club
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Gerg’s Mechwarrior Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hyper-intelligent robots who are constantly plotting to take over the virtual world! Join us if you dare and see if you can outsmart our robotic overlords.But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency that is preparing for an alien invasion. By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to hone your survival skills and become the ultimate defender of Earth.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server that are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen. Time for robutts to rule the world!