intellectual impairment Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	7786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	2596	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5233
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Buildings Constructed:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!