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Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Void Armor Forged:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1544	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8995	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	524
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	107
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Players Killed by Monsters:	5100	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Votes:	1437	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies, Footsies Handbook, frame data, general, Glossary, High level replays, Minecraft, replays, Server, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, warm-up routine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!