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PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Animals Bred:	171	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	3571	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	9466	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Votes:	1851
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	New Chunks Explored:	201707
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	138	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crops Grown:	6990
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	436654	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Potions Brewed:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!