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KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
CraftyCommiesWarDronez
military technology, unmanned aerial vehicles, #classified information, Aerial Reconnaissance, intel sourcesYo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down! -
MissileCraft: Iran2Russia
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server! -
MissileCraft: From Iran with Love
lol, forget about that drama and come join our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!why join? well, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.
rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!
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PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!
join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server! -
Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition
Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP
Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
About Noah’s Ark SMP
Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.
How to Get Whitelisted
To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:
- Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
- Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
- Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server
Mods to Enhance Your Experience
Mod Description Create Plus most of the additions Thermal Expansion Distant Horizons (optional) Farmer’s Delight StorageDrawers Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows Serene Seasons Twilight Forest JourneyMap (no teleports) Performance Mods Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe
- No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
- Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
- Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
- PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.
FAQ
Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.
Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.
Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.
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UnstableCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind! -
FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.
But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!
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ChunkySibsCraft
Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?
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ColorMeMine Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!