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PC Keepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ores Mined:	8386	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

So, picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly a giant pixelated dragon swoops down and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, with the insane specs on our server, including an Intel Core i5 13600KF processor and NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 graphics card, you’ll be able to take down that dragon in no time.

And let’s not forget about the 16GB of DDR4 RAM and 1TB NVMe SSD that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby creeper’s bottom. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be joining us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Trust me, returning that bad boy would be the biggest mistake of your pixelated life.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4243
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1655	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7720	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	117	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	198	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Buildings Constructed:	40

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!