Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”
| World | Fractions | Event | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Split into two fractions | Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath | Defend magical items, go to war | This Saturday |
The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.
Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.
Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.
Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.
Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.
The event will be happening this Saturday.
You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.
If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.
But wait, there’s more! How about a magical theme park in Chaldea where you can ride roller coasters with Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman? It’s a summer extravaganza like no other!
And if you’re worried about materials and summoning, fear not! Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to Coin Calculators. We’ve got you covered for all your FGO needs!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a summer like never before! Who knows, you might even find a hidden Drop Rate treasure or unlock the secrets of the Future Quartz! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!