SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!
Reveal Trailer: Here
Season Five Bluemap: Here
| Features Offered: |
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| A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing! |
| Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.) |
| A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions |
| A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap |
| DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players |
| Optional custom resource pack for polished textures |
| An efficient system for handling trouble-makers |
Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!
Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.
Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.
Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual windmills while dodging virtual bicycles and stroopwafels flying at you. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enriching?
But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon a secret underground pasta-making operation run by sneaky villagers. Will you join forces with them or start a spaghetti rebellion? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft world where anything is possible, even an Italian man migrating to the Netherlands for the love of virtual cheese and tulips. Don’t miss out on the fun!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce monsters, and uncovering hidden treasures. But beware, the Turks have been known to unleash their secret weapon – a horde of flying sheep armed with explosive TNT!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? Only here, my friend. Only here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a pack of vodka-drinking bears wearing ushankas. 2. Our spawn point is actually a giant borscht bowl where you can swim around and feast on delicious soup while chatting with other players. 3. Instead of creepers, we have KGB agents sneaking up on you and interrogating you for information about your secret base location. 4. Our PvP arena is a replica of the Red Square in Moscow, where you can battle it out with other players while dodging flying matryoshka dolls. 5. And last but not least, every full moon, our server transforms into a giant dancing party with techno music blasting and players showing off their best Slav squat moves.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wacky world of Eastern Europe in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.
