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  • ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

    ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2008
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

    CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 5409
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!

    Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.

    Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang

    KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2808
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PandemicPunksCraft

    PandemicPunksCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8134
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! This server is so wild, even the chickens wear sunglasses and drive tiny cars!

    Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride polar bears into battle and build a castle out of diamond blocks! Our community is so lit, we have parties every night with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies are actually professional dancers! Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have this insane Minecraft world at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmoDogCraft

    EmoDogCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1510
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6714
    Farms Harvested: 215 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where dogs can read your emotions, bro. like, you’re mining for diamonds and your doggo buddy can sense your excitement and starts digging like crazy. or maybe you’re feeling sad because you keep getting creepered and your dog comes over and gives you virtual hugs. it’s like having a therapist in minecraft, man. join this server for the most emotional support you’ll ever get from a pixelated pup.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Godlyz Almighty Network: Now with extra GodlyzBox for epic PvP battles!

    Godlyz Almighty Network: Now with extra GodlyzBox for epic PvP battles!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 4248
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Godlyznetwork!

    If you’re looking for an exceptional Minecraft experience, look no further than Godlyznetwork. Our server is designed to provide you with countless hours of fun and adventure, featuring a host of unique elements and a supportive community. Here’s why you should join us:

    Lots of Friendly Staff At Godlyznetwork, we pride ourselves on having a large team of staff members dedicated to making your experience as enjoyable as possible.
    Custom Items Galore One of the standout features of Godlyznetwork is our extensive collection of custom items.
    ANTI P2W (Pay-to-Win) Fair play is at the core of our server’s philosophy. We strongly believe that every player should have an equal opportunity to succeed and enjoy the game.
    Fun Experience Guaranteed At Godlyznetwork, we are committed to providing a fun and engaging experience for all our players.
    The Best Box Server in Minecraft We are proud to be known as the best box server in Minecraft.

    Server IP: Godlyznetwork.com

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we strictly prohibit pay-to-win elements on our server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided above.
    Are there custom items on the server? Yes, we have a variety of custom items that enhance gameplay and provide unique experiences.
    What makes Godlyznetwork stand out from other Minecraft servers? Our friendly staff, anti pay-to-win policy, custom items, and engaging gameplay make us a standout choice for players looking for a fun and fair Minecraft experience.
    How can I support the server? You can support the server by inviting your friends to join, participating in events, and contributing positively to the community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

    SpaceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8818
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape to outer space where you can watch the earth come up with your fellow gamers! Our server is so out of this world, you’ll feel like you’re floating in zero gravity.

    We have custom-built space stations, alien planets to explore, and even rocket ships to travel between dimensions. Don’t be afraid of heights, because we’ll hold you close as you soar through the galaxy.

    How do we do it? It’s better than you ever knew! Join us in outer space and experience Minecraft like never before. It might be the only way to truly escape the mundane world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: PepegaCraft

    Minecraft SMP: PepegaCraft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4595
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Enchantments Applied: 292 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN boss. And if you defeat it, you get a special chicken armor set that makes you cluck like a chicken every time you jump.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can out-dance the Enderman, you win a pair of enchanted disco pants that make you boogie like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and see what other crazy adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpiceCraft SMP – 30 characters

    SpiceCraft SMP – 30 characters
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9981
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Star Shards Collected: 232
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you want to add a little spice to your blocky life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that roam the land, dispensing wisdom and cheeseburgers to those who are worthy.

    So if you’re ready to add some spice to your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for cheese!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockBusters

    BabyBlockBusters
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 830
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Items Found: 5644
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 262
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told what to do with your own uterus? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and incredible redstone contraptions! No more unsolicited baby advice, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it has the power to change your mind about anything – even wanting kids! So come on over and let’s build a child-free utopia together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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