Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?
Join us for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn that Australia is actually ruled by kangaroos, Russia is just one big vodka party, and Canada is secretly plotting to take over the world with their maple syrup army. Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your horizons with our totally legit and definitely accurate information. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and the questionable facts we provide)!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to find true love with an indog. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a new trend of inter-species relationships on our server.
But be warned, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that the owner once built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with an indog too.
Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!
Introducing our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we have merged the languages of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia into one super language called Baltonic! That’s right, no more confusion over which language to speak, now you can communicate with players from all three countries in this epic new language.
But wait, there’s more! Just like how Switzerland and Austria are forced to speak German, we are forcing the Baltic nations to speak Baltonic for the ultimate gaming experience. It’s like a linguistic adventure every time you log on!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to communicate with players from different countries in a language that no one has ever heard of before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to test your skills in guessing where in the world someone is from based on their phenotype. That’s right, we have experts in the field ready to challenge you!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that allow you to teleport to a secret island filled with rare loot and mythical creatures. Can you handle the adventure?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of where that girl is from. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.
We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).
Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!
| Server IP | play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted) |
|---|---|
| Server Location | USA – New York |
| Community Location | Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!) |
We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.
You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices. |
| Are there any grief protection measures in place? | Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing. |
| Can I import custom pictures into the server? | Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form. |
| When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset? | They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core. |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!
On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).
No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.
So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!
Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).
But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!
First off, we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. You’ll be dancing your blocky butt off until the sun comes up, literally, cuz we don’t believe in day and night cycles here.
And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that do stand-up comedy, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a fairy tale on steroids, I tell ya.
But the real reason you gotta join this server is for the Jelly Bellys. We’ve got a whole room filled with ’em, but here’s the catch – some of ’em taste like dirt and socks. It’s like playing candy Russian roulette, but with a side of danger and a whole lot of laughs.
So come on down to our wacky world of wonders, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few too many Jelly Bellys. Trust me, you won’t regret it.