Insurance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

Canadian province, misunderstanding, Communication, friendship, Prescription

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

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Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem

mom, new city, FLOODED, Lease, mommas

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama and ridiculous stories! Join us if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where even Minecraft characters have wild family dynamics.

Looking for a server where you can build your own virtual family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who enjoy juicy gossip and outrageous family feuds. Join us and create your own soap opera storylines with other players.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come join our server and witness the epic saga of a player whose sister refused to let their mom stay with her during a flood. From car breakdowns to tears and accusations of heartlessness, this server has it all!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your own outrageous story on our server!

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LoisCraftInsured

Superpowers, hard time, SuperHero, vulnerable, coverage

so, like, u know how lois lane is always getting into trouble with superman and stuff? well, imagine if she had a minecraft server to escape all that craziness! like, she could build a fortress to protect herself from all the villains and stuff. and, like, she could have a pet creeper to blow up anyone who tries to mess with her. plus, she could team up with other players and go on epic quests to save the world from evil. it would be, like, the ultimate escape for lois lane. so, like, if u wanna join her on this crazy adventure, come join our server and let’s have some fun!

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WifeDriver Minecraft Server

relationships, Server, company vehicle, Minecraft, anxiety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!

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PreggoScamExposed – Minecraft Server

Apology, insurance, Exploitation, Server, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in Amanda’s life! Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics and financial responsibility.

Witness the epic tale of Amanda and Cody, a duo that makes even the most chaotic Minecraft players look tame. From evictions to living in a camper at the in-laws’ house, these two know how to keep life interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Amanda tries to scam her way to $5,000 on a GoFundMe page, only to be exposed by a heroic player who shares her story far and wide. Will Amanda’s family ever forgive this player for calling her out? Find out on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Amanda’s never-ending saga. Who needs fictional stories when you have real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now!

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CarCrashBroNoNo

PRESSURE, significant amount, cautious, brother, CarCrashBroNoNo

Are you tired of your brother constantly crashing your car and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can lend your virtual car to anyone without worrying about repairs or insurance costs. Plus, if someone crashes it, you can just respawn it good as new! Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let your brother crash cars to his heart’s content, without any consequences!

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CarCrashConvo

insurance, anxiety disorder, police involvement, hurt feelings, resolution

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!

Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.

And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!

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JustInCraft

emergency, SPARE, contingency, dormant, Precaution

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have access to a secret chest that contains the most random and useless items you never knew you needed. Need a rubber chicken to fend off creepers? We got you covered. How about a disco ball to distract your enemies? Yep, we have that too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger and hilarity. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

scolding, relationship, Driving, hounding, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

Minecraft, tyrone is known for stealing shit, Server, lose weight in highschool, insurance

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

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