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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	5561	Mines Excavated:	4702

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8763	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

affordability, CAR, car ownership, CarCraft, Cheaper, city, Commute, cost, Cottage, countryside, creeper, Estonia, gas, Household, Immigrants, insurance, Jobs, minimum wage, monthly expenses, mot, RELATIVES, Repairs, road legal car, Soviet immigrants, sparsely populated country, Towns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3509	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Emeralds Found:	4722
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ores Mined:	2051
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6737
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	1824	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

body flexibility, flexibility training, leg flexibility challenges, leg flexibility exercises, leg flexibility goals, leg flexibility inspiration, leg flexibility motivation, leg flexibility progress, leg flexibility routine, leg flexibility stretches, leg flexibility techniques, leg flexibility tips, leg flexibility workout, leg strength, Legs, legs flexibility, Minecraft, Physical fitness, Server, stretching exercises, yoga poses, Yoga Practice

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2394
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

Community, coping mechanisms, friendship, Gathering, group therapy, hikikomori, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Wellness, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Socialize, support group

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, Don’t Look For Minecraft’s Scariest Myths…, Don’t Look For The Boiled One in Minecraft…, here’s johnny, Johnny, johnny minecraft, last to challenge, last to sleep, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, roblox, scary minecraft, Server, shin sonic, skit, the boiled one, VENOM, venom minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	286068	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

MineMasters

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Building Adventure PVP Creative Redstone Mods Village Exploration Resource pack Enchantment Farming Crafting Pixel art Minigames Roleplay Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

minemasters.ddns.net:15150

Angelic MC

Active players, angelicmc, Community, competitive, Crafters, Cross-Play, Events, Explorers, Features, FRIENDSHIPS, Ip:, Leaderboards, minecraft adventure, minecraft legacy, Player Base, Player Vaults, PvP, Server, Shops, Staff, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

angelicmc.org