Insurance Coverage MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PremiumRefundCraft

refund process, customer satisfaction, insurance refunds, claim denial, FINANCIAL PROTECTION

Tired of insurance companies rejecting your claims and keeping your hard-earned money? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a refund of all your premiums if your claim gets denied!

Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who have the power to make insurance companies do whatever we want. So if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, just hop on our server and watch as those pesky insurance companies bow down to our unicorn overlords.

Plus, rumor has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with eternal good luck and a lifetime supply of diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to insurance woes forever!

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Crafty Lava Land

fire prevention, property insurance, Safety Measures, fire is likely, Crafty

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

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CraftyWeddingBestMan

CraftyWeddingBestMan, last minute, courthouse wedding, travel expenses, best man

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

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BlockNeighborLawsuit

dog leash laws, lost wages, neighbor dispute, dog bite, dog attack

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

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Crafty Contraception Cove

insurance coverage, legislation, Cove, public health, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

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PixelPantry – Eat, Craft, Survive

wellness, doctor’s recommendation, nutritional requirements, Healthcare, nutrition

So, like, u should totally join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually sing Taylor Swift songs. And, like, the creepers here are, like, super chill and just wanna give u hugs instead of blowing u up. Plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. It’s like a magical fairy tale land, but with more explosions and less unicorns. So, like, come join us and let’s build a castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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NukeShelterInsurance

nuclear hazard coverage, disaster preparedness, risk management, nuclear fallout, fallout shelters

yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Nephew Neglect: Sister’s Smash-Up

AITAH, flight expenses, emotional blame, family drama, insurance coverage

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

Join our server and leave behind the chaos of car wrecks, blaming siblings, and overbearing mothers. Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can focus on creating your own epic adventures without any guilt trips or grudges.

So come on over and join us for some blocky fun! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your minecart, not your sister’s car. See you in the game!

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Delta 3D Printer Minecraft SMP

innovation, digital fabrication, Delta, diy, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane creations you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses out of blocks, we have players printing their own hot-swap drive enclosures and JBODs with giant delta 3D printers!

Join us if you want to witness the madness of players printing entire villages, skyscrapers, and even a functioning roller coaster with their 3D printers. Who needs diamonds when you can print them out instead?

But beware, the printer wars are real on this server. Players will stop at nothing to claim the biggest and baddest 3D printer for themselves. Will you join the chaos or get left behind in a world where anything is possible with a little bit of plastic and a whole lot of imagination?

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Potion Pals Minecraft Server

dark wizards, Veritaserum use, magical law, Potion, magical justice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we use Veritaserum to determine who’s innocent and who’s a Death Eater! Watch as players spill all their secrets and try to prove their innocence in the most magical way possible. Join now for a chance to witness epic trials and uncover the truth behind every block! Who needs diamonds when you have truth serum?

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