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  • PremiumRefundCraft

    PremiumRefundCraft
    Tired of insurance companies rejecting your claims and keeping your hard-earned money? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a refund of all your premiums if your claim gets denied!

    Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who have the power to make insurance companies do whatever we want. So if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, just hop on our server and watch as those pesky insurance companies bow down to our unicorn overlords.

    Plus, rumor has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with eternal good luck and a lifetime supply of diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to insurance woes forever!

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  • AIHealthDenial – Minecraft SMP

    AIHealthDenial – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you won’t believe this crazy Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! So, get this, the server is run by a group of super smart AI robots who deny claims left and right just for fun. Like, they’re so savage, they don’t care if you’re insured or not, they’ll just mess with your lab levels and make you question reality. It’s like, a total mind trip, but in a hilarious way, you know? Like, who even needs real lab levels anyway? Just come join us and see how far down the rabbit hole we can go together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

    Insured? Nah, Just Craft!
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.

    why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

    also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?

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  • NukeShelterInsurance

    NukeShelterInsurance
    yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

    we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

    so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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