Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!
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KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP
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SavageSMP Insults!
Are you tired of getting roasted in the chat by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show them who’s boss! We have a secret weapon that turns all haters into chickens, literally. So come join us and watch as your enemies cluck away in defeat!
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Insults Drive GDP Haircuts
So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.
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NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!
Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.
Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.
So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!
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7/10 Minecraft Server – AITA for Agreeing?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like Damian’s love life and hang out with cool peeps like me!Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world, because let’s face it, your Minecraft creations are probably more impressive than Damian’s lawyer salary.
We promise not to insult your mom like Damian did, unless she’s a creeper in disguise! So come on over and let’s have a blast – who needs toxic friends when you have a blocky paradise to explore?
So, are you ready to leave the Damian drama behind and join our crazy Minecraft server? Let’s build some friendships that won’t crumble like Damian’s ego!
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StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.
Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!
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ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?
So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!
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CraftyClapbackMC
Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.
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RageCraft SMP: “Creeper blew up my diamonds, I hope your wifi dies”
Are you tired of being banned from servers for your epic gamer rages? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and let out all your pent-up rage in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. From building giant statues of creepers flipping the bird to organizing PvP tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and unleash your inner savage in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
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BlockyBurnsMC
Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a pro! Join us and never hear those hurtful words again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft gods who will grant you unlimited diamonds if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master!