Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

brand competition, brand image, brand loyalty., brand recognition, brand reputation, controversial statements, Crafty, Cunt, customer opinions, customer satisfaction, derogatory terms, food preferences, insults, long tail tags, marketing strategies, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, pizza industry, pizza preferences, popular pizza brand, public perception, Server, you’re a cunt

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Villages Defended:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

Archive, blockparty, Daily Japanese Thread, desuarchive, DJT, eceleb discussions, English, grammar references, Guide, insults, japanese language, Japanese speakers, language exchange, language learning, language study, learning method, Lust, Minecraft, Politics, reddit posts, Server, translation requests, web archive

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground language learning bunker where you can study Japanese while fighting off creepers and zombies. Need a grammar reference? No problem, just head to our enchanted library filled with magical books that will help you conjugate verbs like a pro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can battle evil ecelebs and translate ancient texts for powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains – rumor has it, it grants you the ability to speak every language in the world fluently.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a master of both Minecraft and Japanese language! Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one.

Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	153

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

FancyPiglet Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Awareness, Cultural differences, derogatory term, discrimination, Diversity, education, equality, FAGGOT, FancyPiglet, Hate Speech, Homophobia, insults, language learning, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, Slur, smp, Social Issues, tolerance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and unleash your inner chaos! We’ve got a community of players from all over the world, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to learn some colorful language from different cultures. Want to expand your vocabulary with some hilarious insults? Look no further than our server, where the banter is as spicy as a Nether fortress blaze! Join us for a laugh-filled adventure and discover new ways to call someone a faggot in every language imaginable. Who knew insulting someone could be so educational and entertaining? So come on over and let the insults fly in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

4chan moderator, accusations, Bans, blockparty, chatango, civil behavior, community guidelines, dumpster fire, fnf, FNF mod drama, fnf mods, friday night funkin, Friday Night Funkin’ General., game discussion, insults, low effort replies, Minecraft, miserable fans, obsessed fans, questionable links, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	4322
Ores Mined:	1766	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

arguments, childish behavior, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, debate, disagreement, Discourse, discrimination, Gay, grade school, insults, LGBTQ, Lost, merits, Minecraft, name-calling, opposition, Partisan, political tactics, Politics, RAINBOW, republicans, rhetoric, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of dealing with boring politics and grown-ups arguing like children? Join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is filled with players who have left the real world behind to escape the madness of politics and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers. So come join us and leave the Republicans and Democrats behind – unless they want to join in on the fun too!

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5166	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6695	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	960679
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	79
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	6945
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7231	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	New Chunks Explored:	893185
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5158

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

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