INSULTED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

4 year old son, aita, ATTEND, Best Friend, child-free wedding, childcare, choose, Elegant, exception, fair, family, Friends, INSULTED, mad, Minecraft, Personal, rule, Server, siblings’ kids, stress free, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4783
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

OvertimeCraft

auto repair, Belittled, Communication, Expenses, financial responsibility, hard worker, house expenses, income, INSULTED, money management, Overtime, overtime hours, overtime pay, OvertimeCraft, parts technician, passive income, rainy day fund, relationship, savings, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being called greedy for working hard and making that extra cash money? Join our Minecraft server where hard work is celebrated and overtime is encouraged! Build your virtual empire and show off your work ethic to all the other players. Who needs a lunch break when you can be grinding away for that sweet, sweet virtual currency? Plus, you can save up for a rainy day in Minecraft too – you never know when a creeper might blow up your house! So come join us and show the world that being a hard worker is never a defect, even in the blocky world of Minecraft!

DateCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Bad Luck, coffee date, Communication, Connection, Conversation, crossed a line, customer survey, DateCraft, DATING, Depressed, Friends, inappropriate, INSULTED, Loser, Minecraft, relationships, Server, single, Spark, third wheel, Tinder

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of being a “depressed single loser” like our friend here? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your dating woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who understand your struggles.

Just like how our friend here tried to get feedback from his date, you can also seek advice from our friendly community on how to level up your game both in Minecraft and in the dating world. Who knows, you might even find your player 2 while building your dream castle together!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where anything is possible, even finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential soulmates waiting to be discovered? See you in the game, lovebirds!

FriendzCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance, Asshole, baby, brothers, Dark, Friends, FriendzCraft, good boys, Hostage, inner town, INSULTED, Minecraft, mum, out of it, pet names, pub, remote, Server, sister, sober up, suspicious, Water, Worried

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	185
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic actions and standing up for what’s right! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters like the one our player had in real life.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of sketchy players in the game, trying to drag someone away against their will. But fear not, because on our server, you can be the hero who saves the day! Use your torch to light up the situation and ask the tough questions, just like our player did in this wild story.

And who knows, maybe you’ll have to deal with angry moms and friends who don’t appreciate your heroic efforts. But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server! So come join us and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NeighborlyNoobs

Apartments, aunt, building, cautious, Conversation, DOORBELL, Flats, forgot key, front door, guest, INSULTED, key, NeighborlyNoobs, Neighbour, new place, SECURITY, security measures, Stairs, stranger, suitcase, taxi

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	7662
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where security is a top priority? Look no further! Just like the new neighbor in the story, we take building security very seriously. You won’t find any strangers sneaking into our server without a proper introduction!

Join us for a chance to roleplay as the cautious new neighbor, always on the lookout for suspicious characters trying to enter your virtual home. Who knows, you might even encounter a lost traveler claiming to be staying with their aunt but forgetting their key – just like in the real world!

So if you’re up for a challenge and enjoy a bit of drama, come join our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual turf from unexpected visitors. Remember, safety first – even in the world of Minecraft!

SitterSOS: Get Her Back or Go Solo!

cody, Communication, Conflict Resolution, damage control, family dynamics, father figure, INSULTED, Leukemia, male presence, overreacting, parenting, pay rate, relationship, Replacement, same-sex marriage, sitter, SitterSOS, Solo, Son, taking for granted, VALUES, work event

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy plot twists!

Picture this: a same-sex marriage, a 10-year-old son named Lee, and a sitter named Cody with a secret leukemia diagnosis. But wait, it gets crazier! Cody decides to quit because he thinks he’s being replaced, all because of a misunderstanding about pay rates. Can you believe it?

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, miscommunications, and ultimatums. Will Debra win Cody back with a heartfelt apology and a raise? Will Lee ever trust another sitter again? Only time will tell on this server full of unexpected twists and turns!

So why wait? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Agreement, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, Dire situation, emotional, Friend, guardian, GuardianGriefers, House, ignoring, INSULTED, legal advice., legal issues, Locks, Minecraft, MINOR, MONEY, Rent, Server, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

NoHandymanNoProblem

Alley, apartment, bad back, building handyman, building maintenance, Chores, coverage, Drama, INSULTED, moving cans, NoHandymanNoProblem, private property, property manager, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, strong guy, Tenant, tip, trash cans, vacation, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	4509	Void Gems Collected:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where even the property managers are getting into fights over trash cans!

Join now and witness the epic battle between PM Jane and the other PM over who gets to place the trash cans in the alley. Will they come to a resolution or will the drama continue to unfold? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re lucky, you might even get asked to do some chores by our very own PM Jane. Who knows, maybe she’ll ask you to wash out the trash cans or sweep the alley next! It’s like living in a virtual apartment building, but with a lot more drama and Minecraft blocks.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a tenant in a world where even the property managers need help moving trash cans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Animals Bred:	117	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	369163
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

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Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

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